“r u a top or a bottom”
what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what
If all crime was legal for 24 hours I wouldn’t murder I would probably steal a bunch of stuff and spray paint penises everywhere
in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head
FUCK THIS POST
guys im literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me
i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.
i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful